Yes, Mr. Roboto. Good morning, everybody. It's the Pirates of Morning Show, and it's time to do some gambling.

Mark Rosen. I go with 69 every time.

We're only drawing 14 players. There's 69 entrants in this tournament, the B&B.

You want the 69th ranked player? There's 14 of us in the old golf bet this time.

The person who drafts the golfer who finishes the highest wins $100 from each person.

But if your golfer wins the tournament, then that number doubles to $200 a person.

Or you said there are no cuts this weekend? No cuts, so no extra $25, which is nice.

So we're still doing then second and third plays, just break even.

But there's no bonus for the second place winner, right? Anything. That's nice.

They break even, but number two does not get cut bonuses because there is no cut bonus.

Everybody cool with that? Yeah, I think so.

I get a kick out of how Zach asked me to move closer to the rosy for the camera.

And then he moves away. And then he puts the camera straight on rosy.

How am I going to get where I was supposed to be?

How am I going to draw names sitting over by rosy with you?

I don't know what's happening. I don't know what.

Carly, Marney, Tommy Olsen, Must, Lieber, Gorg, Hawk, Zach, myself.

Wow.

Saus, Rosen, Parrish, bonus, and lawyer Lambert.

Oh, the lawyer Lambert has to be in on it.

Of course.

All the names are going in Parrish's head. And as always, Mark Parrish, you're going to be the one.

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