99.9.9 KISW. We return to the men's room with miles and thrill.

All right. Dan LeVix's morning show stopping by momentarily. We'll sit and spin. We've got 10 bands with

farewell tours that were not, but first time for a few emails for the men's room at kisw.com.

You've got mail. You've got mail.

A couple from our question, what ended up in your house that you didn't want in your house as far as couch surfing friends.

Guys, we had one of those, and he lived in the corner of our dining room under the table.

His name was Jordan.

F. I hated that guy.

But my roommate paid more bills from me.

So he got to decide if he's going to stay or not. Yay. Let's see. The roommate paying the most. That was always my issue with DB. Great roommate. But he had a couple girlfriends at Rover all the time. But he paid a lot more for the big room. And I was like, all right. Does that include the really stupid one he did? She's the one. I thought so you said something earlier I'm like she's just I only met her once I believe

but I All right. Does that include the really stupid one he did? She's the one. I thought so. You said something earlier. I'm like, she's just, look, I only met her once, I believe. But I, there's no way to truly explain the depth of how stupid this woman was. This is not an insult. This is not anything. In fact, I smoked a joint with her and her Jeep. We were at the bar. And I walked back in and I saw Ted and I had to ask her. It was being dead serious.

I was like, Ted, is she honestly that stupid? Or is she kind of a comedic genius? Because if she's not stupid and she acts that way, it's like Borat. She's brilliant. Ted's like, she's dumb. Correct. I've never met anyone that. And almost like a movie, because I'm talking to me wrong. She was very nice. Sure. All of that. But just whatever her schedule was, because we were doing a midday show, when I would get home, she would just be on that goddamn couch. Right? And she'd always like, hey. Hey to see you and i'm just like god damn those are

her name becca yeah yeah okay just one day i'd like to come home and just chill and watch

sports and then there was stuff at my building i didn't even know about she was like yeah there's a

room for that just like you don't actually live here guys green Green Lake is loaded with bats. Lots of people don't know this. I didn't know that either. What was in my house? I didn't want, bitches, the cops, the freaking cops. I was sleeping on the couch and my wife watched them walk down the driveway with their flashlights. Then let them bitches in. Woke me up and off to jail I went. Probation violation. Good times. That from Raymond, the transplant from Klamath Falls did. I mean, it sounds about right for Klamath Falls. Guys, I had unwanted Seagull in my house. The cat brought it in alive. And when you're small, they are huge. Just kind of had to open all the doors and windows and wait for it to get itself out.

Okay, birthday time brought to you by Minzerum Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.

Dip responsibly.

All right, good morning, guys.

I'll listen to you guys for several years, and by proxy have gotten my son and youngest daughter into your show.

I was hoping you could give my daughter Gwynneviva, a happy birthday shout-up.

Today is her ninth birthday.

So could she get the captain and then coach Ted, telling her how awesome turning nine is and a few wet farts.

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