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So there's days like yesterday where I'm reminded why live television can be so fun.

So I was watching the season finale of Season 50 of Survivor.

I know you guys have watched the show, but trust me, you'll like this what happened.

So what they do on the finale, at least this season, they haven't done a live finale episode

since 2019, I think.

But they decided to do it for their 50th season.

And if you never watch one of these, basically they've already taped and they know the results of what's going to happen. They know who wins before they get to that finale. Right. But they reveal the winner at the finale. And Jeff kind of guides and hosts us through individual segments. There's a little crowd work, does some stuff with some of the other contestants that we're eliminated throughout the season. Okay. So what's happening was, uh, it's getting to the end of the show.

And if you've never seen the show before, uh, when it gets down to four players, they compete

for fire.

They have to build a fire big enough to burn a rope.

And if you burn it first, then you get on to the final tribal council.

So that's basically what we're doing.

So they've revealed who will be competing in fire.

But they haven't revealed who wins.

But Jeff is kind of talking them through,

talking to one of the contestants,

and I have anonymized it.

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