We return to the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

It is a national nachos day.

We'll taste some coming up with a head chef and Ted's meat and potatoes.

But first time for a few emails to the men's room at kISW.com.

You've got mail.

Had a couple comments here on food, nachos, and everything else from our poll.

Best nachos have ever had, guys, my mother. Absolutely fire. Always kind of funny because she's Canadian. Super authentic. Got to use refried black beans on them. Housemade chips, extra jalapinos. I don't have the black beans or the extra jalapinos. But hopefully they'll be all right. Guys, you have to put milk in tomato soup when you heat it up.

It's the best that from Adam in Gold Bar.

Now on to a few birthdays brought you by Min's Room Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company.

Dip responsibly.

Good day to you, Dino Nuggets and a pimp Chalice Mike.

I do declare it is the birthday of Tanya, pronounced Mama Marco

this very day. In honor of her legacy, could the dirty Germans ask for advice on how to wrangle

avian livestock in heat such as turkeys after a certain blonde object of desire?

Stay beautiful, you people. That from Bacon.

Yeah, it's simple. If the turkeys are't heat, all I do is unsip my pants and show them my penis wobble. Yeah, the question is so much

stuff instead. I'm not even sure what it says. So you're using sex toys not to catch turkeys?

I am using sex toys to get turkeys. Guys, I want to spend a special loving, happy birthday to my sexy iron worker. We just welcome to Baby Girl on the 17th, if you can congratulate him on that. And also some dad jokes and some dirty Germans. Happy as a birthdays from you're still too hot and too young for your women. Love you, babers. That from the lovely Katie. Okay.

Who doesn't mention his name?

So it's her husband's name. They just had a kid.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Congratulations on the kid. All right. Dad jokes.

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