the fan. Uh, that's right. We are simply a resistance.

Now, tomorrow's job. Godblower's knob.

It sounds way dirtier than it is. Yeah. A lot of people gathered today, the

Groundhog did see a shadow and listen, the record of amount of people, 2020,

40,000 people showed up. The next year is zero because of COVID. By the way, before Bill

Murray's movie came out about 30 years ago, around 2,000 people were going to show up, but you know,

he kind of kicked it into high gear with this fantastic film called Valentine's. So good.

Oh, Valentine's day. Um, the guy named Brian Dixon. Yeah.

Chris Elliott. He's a clean, big clean guy named Brian Dixon.

Who also likes to call himself Jasper Keith Reeves.

Lamed on social media that he's blood relatives with Keanu. Oh, Jaxel did the same last man. Yeah.

He's 38 years old. He's dressed past on Keanu's property six times over the last few months.

He even fell asleep in the backyard on November 5th. He also left a suspicious and alarming

backpack pack on the property. It had a DNA test in it that he was apparently planning to make

Keanu take because he wants to prove what is Keanu afraid of. Right. Take the test. Jasper,

whatever Reeves wants you to do it. He wants to do it. I don't know what he's waiting on.

Let the guy know. Hey, he's got brothers. That's going to steal your dog or something.

Just see what I'm looking at. What dog? Oh, don't know. What did you think he said?

And he said, Don, I got a idea. Hey, I, you know, the, uh, the Rock and Roll Hall fame put out

their list of possibilities yesterday. Yeah. Uh, you can vote as a fan on, uh, Rock and Roll Hall

a fame dot com or whatever. Yeah, man. The official fan vote, uh, top five artists as selected by

the public, uh, comprise a fans ballot that will be tallyed along with other ballots to choose

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