We return to the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

Who sucks last is coming up at first time for a few emails in the men's room at kISW.com.

Uh-huh.

You've got mail.

There we go.

You've got mail.

A few on our question today about how curiosity went sideways, guys.

At the age of 10, I tried to fit as many coins as possible in my nose.

Got a dime stuck and tried to get it out with scissors and cut myself pretty bad.

Guys, my friend convinced his little brother to light off a three-alarm parachute firework in their home.

For years, there was a big black mark on the ceiling.

Another, got my brother to put a spoon full of cayenne pepper in his mouth,

convinced him it was cinnamon, just like the hot tamale's candy,

then gave him water instead of milk knowing it was going to make the matters worse. Jesus.

Storytime, learning at the age of 12, the rear naked chokehold could be used until you passed out. Probably killed a lot of brain cells that way. Ha ha. We used to do that in Boy Scouts. Everybody, yeah, man. But we would squeeze a chest. Yeah, until you passed out. That was the whole thing. Yeah, you hold your breath and do that. Guys, when I was a real little, my brother convinced me if I jumped off the back of the couch, I could fly like Superman. I did not fly like Superman. Hit my head on one of those big speaker boxes we all had back in the 80s. And split my head wide open. Now time for a few birthdays brought to you by men's room roasted red salsa from San Juan

Salsa Company.

Dip responsibly.

All the guys, today is Mila's fourth birthday, maybe a few dad jokes from Miles.

Mickey and Goofy talking about their time in preschool and when they started to play sports.

And finally, please give her a few of thrills.

Shotgun Gets.

Thank you, guys.

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