HR. 3 - $100,000 Raccoon
The Power Trip
Chris Hawkey, Cory Cove, Paul Lambert
4.6 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Join the meat sauce in Miller Light at Dave's Town Club in Delano this Thursday from 5 to 7 stop by for drink specials, games and a register for a chance to win in a spot in the Vikings Foundation golf tournament. |
| 0:15.9 | All the details of KFAN.com keyword golf. |
| 0:18.5 | All right, I asked chat GPT, what are the chances of a human taking down a raccoon with your bare hands? |
| 0:26.0 | Give it to me. |
| 0:27.2 | Catching and killing a raccoon with your bare hands would be extremely difficult and very dangerous for most people. |
| 0:32.4 | Adult raccoons typically weigh up to 25 pounds and are very muscular and agile. |
| 0:36.8 | They have sharp claws and teeth. |
| 0:39.3 | Bite force is strong enough to seriously injure fingers or hands. So then I said, well, all right, but give me a percent chance. Like an adult human versus an adult raccoon. |
| 0:52.9 | Chances of killing it without being seriously injured, low. |
| 0:57.1 | Chance of being bitten or badly scratched, very high. |
| 1:01.0 | Chance of needing medical attention afterwards also very high. |
| 1:05.2 | So even if the human is stronger overall, which they are, strength isn't the main issue. |
| 1:09.5 | The problems are raccoons are fast and |
| 1:11.1 | unpredictable. They can latch on the hands and not let go. Their claws can shred skin quickly. |
| 1:17.9 | Yeah, ma'am. They'll go for the face when they get an opening. Disease exposure is a serious |
| 1:24.1 | secondary risk. Yeah, for both of us. |
| 1:28.2 | So, |
| 1:30.8 | T, GPT's final answer was a healthy adult man could |
| 1:33.0 | overpower a raccoon in theory. |
| 1:35.3 | Humans are much larger, |
| 1:37.1 | but could is also very different |
| 1:38.8 | from wood cleanly and safely. |
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