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setup hey indy keminetski and for mace today we're uh doing sports graffiti your chance to

sound off on absolutely anything that you want to talk about.

877-7-7-10 ESPN.

Sean, you're the leadoff hitter.

Sean, you're on Sports Graffiti.

Hey, John and Andy, I got one that has you in it, John.

Okay, so John Ireland's sitting at a bar in the afternoon with a bouncer.

Looking at the bouncer, no one's in the place.

He says, I bet you $10 I could bite my left eye.

The bouncer says, you can't do that.

So all of a sudden, John pulls out his left eye, puts in his mouth and bouts it.

And I said, oh, my gosh.

They put another $20 on, another $10 on the table.

He says, I bet you another $10 I could bite my right eye.

He says, well, you can see.

You can't do that.

John pulls out his false teeth, bites his right eye, and the guy says, okay,

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