This is the men's room with Miles and Thrill.

So the story goes, neighbors not pleased to see dozens of guests flowing into a party

in Weddington, North Carolina.

So they alerted police to the situation.

Now when authorities arrived, they found one Michael Brown 37, who they say had invited

several hundred guests to the party.

Also was charging them admission.

Damn.

Now, Brown first claimed he was the homeowner, then said he was the grandson of the owners.

After several additional epic failures in telling the truth, he finally admitted he was the long guy and had no relation to the homeowners whatsoever, according to a press release.

The actual homeowners?

Yeah, they were on vacation at the time.

So police broke up the crowd.

And per the press release, many of the partygoers doubled down on their criminal behavior

as they decided to leave the area recklessly in their cars, which led to

numerous traffic stops. Police also noted property damage of the home. Now, as far as Brown,

he was arrested in charge with breaking and entering, contributing to the delinquency of a minor,

injury to real property, obtaining property by false pretenses, and second-degree trespassing.

He has since been free on bond, and he tells WSOCTV, he did nothing wrong.

Of course not.

And thinks the homeowners will still use him for their lawn care.

You know what? I'm going to bet and say they don't.

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