The shenanigans continue.

This is the men's room with Miles and Thrill. Talking about going to the grocery store, if you haven't to be heading there this week and stocking up for Sunday, do us a favor. Pick up some of my Mendsroom, my EPA from Black Raven in the 20th anniversary logger, which are still making, still out on the shelves. Take that over to your buddy's house for the game. Also, the men's room roasted red salsa from San Juan Salsa Company. And of course, the men's room beer brats, if you're throwing stuff on the grill from Uli's famous sausage and help our friends at the three local Fisher House locations. We would appreciate that. Our question, what is the biggest message you've ever had to clean up? 206-803 Rock. Most of the people that have called and or texted and or emailed and or message and they've all been saying it's been like messy stuff you know vomit they had maple syrup etc like you said the guy hung up he did but his situation was a little different i was i was really upset that we lost this call before he could get on there but uh man talked about how he had a had a friend that unfortunately away in a motorcycle accident. And I believe he was on deployment. Don't quote me on that one. But either way, he was tasked along with a buddy of his to go to the man's home away from home and clean up a few things before they got a group out there to move all of the stuff back home to his family. Right. All right. And he says the amount of porn that we had to pull out of this man's house. So it didn't get sent home to his family.

Wow. Was it like nasty male porn? Are we talking playboy? You're taking that home. You're damn right. It's not cleaning up and throwing it away. You're going through what you need. I mean, my first collection of porn, it was all like the old, early 70s, late 60s playboys. But the woman across the street divorced her husband. She got the house getting rid of her crap. And she just put it in brown paper bags like out for recycling kind of. Sure. So it's just on the side of the road. But, I mean, it was just endless bags. and I remember my brother running into my bedroom, it's the summertime, and he's like,

Steven, you got to see that you got to see that I'm like what

man he's like just come on we kind of lived out in woods and we went down there and I mean it was

it was like a treasure hunter in all finding the lost spanish de blooms under the ocean we were like

oh my god this is the mother load So as my mother recalls the story, we don't want to just grab, I don't know why we didn't just grab the paper bags they were in, but we would go in and ask my mother for all to spare paper grocery bags. And according to her, I don't remember this part. She said, you guys were trying to convince me that you were collecting pine cones, which if you're like, anywhere in Washington State, like, if you need them, they're probably in your yard. But she's like, you guys are kids, kids are stupid, whatever. But she goes, our entire yard was pine trees. There's pine cones all over the yard, but you guys didn't go to the yard.

You went down the driveway, and the driveway curved just enough that you just couldn't quite see the street from there. And you guys would walk back with bags. And again, I don't remember. But she said, she was in the kitchen. The kitchen's on the second floor. so when she looked down, she could see the tops of the bags,

and we were smart enough and savvy enough to cover the tops with pine cones.

She's like, but then it seems weird because you got to take all the pine cones down to your respective bedrooms. And you just bag after bag. And she just, I couldn't imagine why you guys needed this many pine cones and why you insisted on going to the neighbor's house to get them as opposed to the yard yeah so she's like i let you guys go play the next day was the whole thing so it's been

on her mind all night she's not going to bug us that night she goes the next day i got on your guys's

bedroom she's like i could not believe how much porn I found on both your bedrooms

and his mother's want to do she freaked out call my dad at work I guess my dad's response was something like

what do you want me to do I mean like their young man they got divorced I know where they came from

and she's like I can't have them in the house so my father said don't say't say anything. And so my mother being my mother, oh, she said something. So we got home, man. And it's just so humiliating and busted. So the worst part was the porn she found. And like I said, this guy just had years of Playboy. So we both just had massive stashes. And she knew they were under my bed, right? So I did not know that she knew I had them under my bed. I thought she knew about the ones that were in the chest of my closet. So she came to me before she went to my brother. And she's like, Stephen, I knew when you and your brother were grabbing all those damn dirty magazines, blah, blah, blah, all right, you're already getting yelled, dad. I'm already in's a horrible thing she's like i want you to grab

the ball and start throwing them away now and i remember when i opened my closet door she's just like

what because i opened up his chest she's like i'm talking about the ones on your bed and i'm trying

to close it real quick like oh oh dude she could not believe how much porn. How old were you? Man, I was probably 10 or 11 maybe, right around that age. But yeah, I thought she met the stuff in my closet. She had seen the stuff under my bag. So what she said, your brother was almost legal to own? He was, but mom doesn't want to. And I think it's just the thing of, you know, my little boy, and it's like, dude, he's 15 years old, you know what I mean? He's already been waxing the carrot for years. This just gives him the father to do it, but it was the first time that we actually owned porn, because porn was so hard to come by back then. And it wasn't online. There was no internet. What what is the biggest mess you've ever had to clean up? 206, 803, rock. Yeah, you got to hide it?

That might be the biggest mess you've ever had to clean up? 206, 803 rock. Yeah, you got to hide it? That might be the biggest mess I had to clean up as a child. Yeah, honestly. Like, you know, you'd spill stuff here and there, but nothing that was just such a massive undertaking. It took like 45 minutes to clear my room with pornography. And there is nothing discreet about those things.

There was a handful of times that we found some pornography in the cars that I was cleaning up at the detail shop. Sure, sure. And it's, they don't hide the ball at all. No. It's right out there in the open. It really is, man. So the time you catch somebody trying to sneak one of those magazines off. It's like, I know what he's grabbing. Did you keep in it?

You had to, man.

Might have made their way into my backpack.

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