HR 2: Acquired Pt. 2
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the men's room with Miles and Thrill. |
| 0:03.1 | Police of Florida are investigating two males who hopped a fence in a high school, |
| 0:07.5 | entered a building through an unlocked door. |
| 0:09.9 | They rode bicycles and used other equipment intended for special needs kids, |
| 0:14.2 | stole $50 worth of lanyards, |
| 0:16.5 | and also got away with approximately 100 hot dogs and ice cream, |
| 0:20.6 | valued at $60. It's happened in the middle of the night last week. It sounds like the thieves could have been students or young adults, but that's not 100% clear. Either way, police are asking for the public to help with any of this information and asking parents to look and see if they've got 100 hot dogs and any of their refrigerators in their home. I feel like that's got to be other students. Yeah. I mean, come on. Hot dogs. Yeah, hot dogs. Now you need bugs. They'll steal those next. I feel like it'd be easier to hide the hot dogs and the ice cream. Yeah, because of freezer space. Correct. But I get the feeling you'd eat a lot of that ice cream before you could eat the hot dogs. So tell us what you acquired for free. We're going to guess whether it was a gift, you found it, or you stole it. 206, 803 rock. Hello, Chris. Welcome to the men's room. What's going on, bids, bids. Ola! So in the last couple years, I got two cars. different cars two makes and models boy i hope you |
| 1:13.7 | stole them but i don't think you did i'm gonna guess i'm gonna say it's a gift gift yeah |
| 1:17.7 | well one i went to go by actually i want to go by both of but the first one was a Mitsubishi |
| 1:23.2 | lit spider uh i was working at a 55 and up community and lo and behold a granddaughter came in to help grandma move out and left her car behind and I was talking to her beforehand. I'm like, what's up with it? She's like, what's for sale? It's got issues. I just don't want to bring it back to Texas. But cool. What do you want? It's like 400 bucks. $400. That's okay. Yeah. I mean, the front of the one was cracked up and smashed in, but it's still drivable. It was fine. |
| 1:45.4 | I've got friends that have parts called... $400. That's okay. Yeah. I mean, the front name was cracked up and smashed in, but it's still drivable. |
| 2:00.5 | It was fine. I've got friends that have parts cars for whatever. But I go back later on. She wrote me a bill of sale because I didn't have cash on me. I come back because he's gone. I go to the office. Like, yeah, they were here yesterday. They took the rest of grandma stuff and they left. The car's in the garage. |
| 2:02.5 | Well, I've got a bill of sale. |
| 2:03.6 | I've got the car now. |
| 2:01.0 | Hmm? yeah, they were here yesterday. They took the rest of grandma's stuff and they left. The car's in the garage. Well, I've got a bill of sale. I've got the car now. Okay. All right. How'd you get the second one? The second one, same thing. I've got a vehicle and my ex-skank, whatever you want to call her. Her kid had a car that I was going to buy for parts for a couple hundred bucks. Um, Hemingham and Han wasn't sure yet where I was going to put it. |
| 2:34.1 | He used me up. He was like, hey, you know, I need my garage back. Just come get it. Just come get it. Take it. All right. Well, sounds like the son was a cool dude. Oh, yeah. He's cool. His mom is a POS. Skank. We got that. How many vehicles are on your property right now? |
| 2:39.5 | Five. |
| 2:40.7 | Five. And how many of them are drivable right now? |
| 2:43.8 | Five. |
| 2:44.6 | Oh, really? Okay. Okay. Good for you. What all do you have? |
| 2:48.9 | Right now I'm in a tundra. Okay. |
| 2:51.1 | I'm doing that for work. I've got a Scion XB. My girl's got an XB, a Mustang, and then a right-hand drive from Japan. Damn. Okay. Okay, man. That's a lot of insurance money. Yeah. Okay, you're telling me. All right. Tabs. Have you thought about parting with them? |
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