Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29

pair of panties the juice is loose Jeff look at this thing

Listen up the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one we just grabbed every key

demographic super duper game super duper that's nice

way to go need oh okay boy that is good. It is the seventh day of May 2024. Congratulations

Timberwolves fan. What a game last night. We are very very lucky I think to have this

squad in town and we're going to see some good things continue to happen.

I know they're going to be celebrating all day today with Marnie Gellner coming in and Mark

Rosen and a cast of thousands. Let's get her started. Here's John Chris, some

Power Trip Morning Show comedy on a what Tuesday morning? Yeah, it's Tuesday. Tuesday come on in I'm glad you're here

what's the Indians new mascot does anybody know the guardians

Cleveland guardians Cleveland Guardians?

Y'all know what a guardian is?

A guy that says be home by 10 p.m. and you go,

shut up, you're not my real dad.

Who are y'all playing the Cincinnati stepdads who are y'all playing?

The guardians don't be scared of that you know what I'm saying?

No if you ever watched baseball you ever watched baseball that hit a home run? There's no one in the stadium. There's no one in there because nobody cares about baseball. I'm saying spice it up, you know? The rangers? No one's scared of the r Rangers. You know what a ranger is?

The guy says, when you're done camping, throw away your trash.

That's a...

You're not scared of it.

I'm just saying spice up the names, know what I'm saying if you were watching a

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