And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, for the fifth time in a month, residents in Centerville, Virginia.

They're waking up to find a serial burglar trying to break into their home.

Now, the guy always strikes early in the morning, and he is always inexplicably naked.

So on five separate occasions, someone has woken up to a naked stranger in their home or on their property.

Now, that's a weird way to start your day.

Meanwhile, people in the Bay Area, they were just jolted awake a little before 2 a.m. this morning when a magnitude 4.9 earthquake

hit. Now, there were no reports of any injuries or damage, but the quake was, quote, widely felt

throughout the region. So my question is, would you rather wake up to a naked stranger in your

house or magnitude 4.9 earthquake? Or would you rather wake up to a cheetah sleeping next to you?

This was the case for a wildlife photographer in Africa.

He waited hours for animals to show up.

Well, he ended up falling to sleep in the shade.

And upon waking up, he discovered that a cheetah had nestled by his side fast asleep itself.

And yes, the photographer got a selfie. No, the cheetah had nestled by his side fast asleep itself. And yes, the photographer got a

selfie, no, the cheetah did not rip his face off. And then we have a shockingly high number of

stories about hospital patients waking up. Just as doctors were preparing to remove their organs.

But look, you got to wake up to something, and some of those things are more memorable than others, and that's what today's question brought to you by our friends at Advanced Tail Restoration is all about. Today, we want to know what did you wake up to or what woke you up. To be for all the big show called 206-803 Rock, like the men's room on Facebook, follow us on X and Instagram and

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