Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key Democrat.

Super duper.

That's nice.

Way to go.

Need a whole game.

Yes, boy.

That is good news.

Every oppressor seems to have a signature impression.

For me, it's John Madden.

I love it when he explains things that you already know.

He'll say things like...

You need to see.

Because seeing it is important.

And if you can't see, then you don't know what you're looking at.

His partner is Al Michaels, a guy who's known for the phrase,

Do you believe in miracles?

Yes.

Which I say whenever the entire audience gets that.

Here's a guy.

It doesn't say it that often.

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