And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, last week, our very own Mike Hawk brought us the story.

That is the most Kentucky story to ever Kentucky.

And of all, the woman finding a drunk raccoon, performing CPR and saving its life.

Now, where did she find the drunk raccoon?

She found it drowning in a dumpster.

Now, to be fair, you never know what you're going to find in a dumpster.

And West Virginia, security cameras.

They caught the moment that a school principal was unlocking the dumpsters for the day

and then took off running when a black bear climbed out.

Surprise.

In New Hampshire, a community came together to find a stuffed bear that was accidentally thrown away by little girl's father.

Now, we're not sure how long it took, but the stuffed animal was found.

The same cannot be said for a guy in England.

Now, in his case, his ex-girlfriend accidentally threw his key away.

That was 11 years ago, and he's still looking for it.

So why?

Because the key in question is the key to his $700 million Bitcoin fortune.

He's been looking for 11 years.

$700 million.

Turns out the Bitcoin keys aren't the only valuable things thrown in the trash.

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