Morning light and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29 all I can do right now is put on a brave face and go out there and be their leader. It's over.

We are screwed. Oh my god. When he's dead? Yeah. How's Michael Jackson taking it?

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It is the 27th day of December 2022. Good morning everybody. Welcome to Tuesday morning power trip.

We do believe we have John bonus coming in. We do believe we have Marty Galarnar coming in and maybe even Mark Rosen are you kidding me?

Another day without meat sauce. We'll find our way through. Let's get her started with some comedy. Here's Brian Regan.

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I'd like to own a second NBA team in Miami, Florida. The only reason I'd like to do it is to do the press conferences.

When they say, well, what's the name of your team? And I would say, well, it's not the heat. It's the humidity.

And then I would sell the team right after the press conference.

And he talked about for several days.

Being from Miami, I don't know a lot about winter sports, but I was watching women's curling one night.

I turned it on late, so I missed the explanation. That's to what they were trying to accomplish.

But I think I picked it up from watching. There's one woman. She skates really slowly.

And she's holding onto that weird round rock with a handle on it.

And she has a look in her eyes.

I'm not sure, but I think of a bird flu in front. It would burst in flames.

It's the most intent glare a human being is capable of conjuring up.

And then eight women scream at the top of their lungs for two minutes straight.

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