My mother is she's like Wendy you got them. They're long. You show them

She also talked me into picking out this outfit today

She's also died

Certainly not I'm gonna perform world sex on you

Dude those are not essential items

Three on the fan

Listen out the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

It is the 28th day of July 2022 good morning everybody. It's Thursday morning best day of the week

Tommy Olson, Ben Lieber, gonna be in here plus the regular cast character. So let's get her started

Shawi here's Kyle Kanane some comedy on a Thursday morning. Come on in now. I'm glad you're here

I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively though because I was raised by a two loving and supportive parents and

Nothing squashes creativity more than unconditional love and support

from a functional household

If you have kids give them some friction you need to give them something to fight against I was supposed to be a musician

But I can get that friction. I wanted to be a musician 16 years old. I'm starting to punk rock band screw you guys

My mom's like oh you can practice in the basement. I'm like chili dip for your friends

We practiced in the basement

Remember this song is gonna take down the whole bush regime

Base players like is your mom making that really good chili dip damn it Greg

Would you focus on the anarchy at hand?

We only got to 11 till we got to shut it down

Anarchy closes at 11 in the suburbs

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