Morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to video message number 29.

My mother is she's like Wendy. You've got them. They're long. You show them.

She also talked me into picking out this outfit today.

She's also died.

Oh, my God. Whitney's dead. Yeah.

How's Michael Jackson taking it?

Dude, those are not essential items.

Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one. We just grabbed every key Democrat.

Super duper. That's nice.

Way to go. Need OK. Yes, boy. That was good news.

I just feel like people don't have a good sense of humor when they think they're in a position of authority.

This girl wouldn't let me into the haunted house. I wanted to pay by credit card.

And she said she needed to see some ID. I mean, you see some ID.

And I said, OK, and then I couldn't find my ID and it was Halloween and they were closing.

I was like, look, I don't have my ID, but do we just trust me? I'm with my friends.

I just want to pay by credit card. She goes, sorry. No credit card. No ID.

Which didn't make any sense at all. I mean, that was the opposite of what was happening.

I said, OK, well, just could you make an exception? Like just this, you're the only person here.

You know, if you ever felt what she wasn't the only person there, that would be a weird haunted house.

She's like, here's your change. Hold on. Stay there.

No.

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