Hey, Mark Rosen here. There's nothing I like better than the beaver and I was in Miami with my new beach house

I'm gonna perform oral sex on you

Listen up the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

That was good news. I don't care what fast food I eat if I order french fries I have to eat every fry

Like I get depressed if the fries start running out like I reach in the bag

I'm like I know there was more fries in this bag. What's the rest of those fries?

When I moved the napkin out the way and I find that one little burnt piece of crunchy fry

I'm like that's what I'm talking about baby right there

My meal is complete

Before today, I had been to McDonald's in like 67 months and I was cleaned out my car and I found some french fries in between the seats

Yes, and the fries look better than they did the day that I bought them

I was like, how was it no bacteria on these fries

You know how bad of a food you have to be for mold to be like I don't eat that

I was talking to one of my friends about I was like you I found some french fries in between my seats

She was like you found french fries. She said I found a burger in between my seats

I was like what like a wrapped up burger. She was like no just a patty. I said who moves just a burger patty in between this seats

How dirty is your car that you can lose a patty?

I've never once went to McDonald's and was eating a cheeseburger and the meat fell from between the bun

And I just kept eating like oh, I guess this is just a ketchup onion cheese mustard pickle sandwich

You

It's gambling down the power trip

Wednesday, July 13th of 2022. Let's go

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