Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

This is Beaverville. Come on the end.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know what the day was asked forward at.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper game. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need a whole game. Yes, boy. That was good news. It is the third day of November, 2025. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show on a Monday, a Magic Monday, a Vikings victory Monday. How about that? How about a big win, huh? And your gophers and the wild and the wolves. Come on. We got it all done. What a World Series. Hey, today is the Christmas speech. Not only that, we got Ben Lieber and Mike Musman. We got a cast a thousand, so lots to get to. We better get her started. Here's Norm McDonald with some comedy. It is National Sandwich Day as well. Come on in now. I'm glad you're here. I'm not good. Like when I go to parties, I don't want serious discussions. I try to find somebody that's at my same level. And I'm good at it. I can, like, you know how they say guys have gay dar?

They can see other gay people.

I'm like that with guys at my same level of smartness.

Like, I can see a guy in the corner go,

I can keep up with that motherfucker right there.

And then I make a B-line for that character.

And then we talk about Jughead comics for a couple of hours.

Everything's fine.

Sometimes people go, why don't you even go to these parties if you don't like, you know, talking?

Here's why I go to parties. There's only one reason why I go to parties and why I love parties,

because I love those little sandwiches where they're triangles,

and they cut the crusts off, and then they're little equilateral triangles.

And they put a little toothpick, it has like golden cellophane.

And you can only get them at parties.

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