Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29. I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please. I could never know where the day was us for it had. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, game. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need oh, game. Yes, boy. That was good news. It is the 22nd day of January, 2026. You live in Minnesota, or at least most of you do listening to this, and you know this already, but it's freezing and it's going to get worse. but it is the 22nd day of January, and you do live in Minnesota. So here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Power Chubmorty morning show. My name is Chris Hockey, and I've just stated the obvious. That's what this show is all about. We're going to have some fun today. I think Tommy Olson, I hope Tommy Olson, I don't know, Tommy Olson, Ben Lieber. I think Ben Labor can be a long time since we saw Ben Labor, but maybe he's gone. Maybe he's on vacation. No, that was last week.

I hope to Olson. I don't know. Tommy Olson. Ben Lieber. I think Ben Lever. It can be a long time. We saw Ben Lever. Maybe he's gone. Maybe he's on vacation. No, it was last week. I hope to see Ben.

Fargo Flash stopping him by and a cast 0,000. So why would we wait another moment? Who knows what's going to happen on the Power Chub Morning Show? All the way to do is get started. Here's some Comby from Dusty Slade, Power Trip, Morning Show on a lovely and freezing Thursday morning.

Come on in.

I am glad you're here.

I'm not always the best about washing my hands, you know? I know that's gross. You know, I get it. But matter of fact, I hate washing my hands. I know that's not popular to say these days. And honestly, it's never really been that popular to say. But I hate it. I like to compliment people's bathroom sobs, so they think I wash my hands.

I hate when I'm in a public restroom and somebody else comes in there because I'm like,

Dain, now I gotta wash my hands.

Sometimes they come right in, go into the stall.

I'll just cut some water on for a minute, maybe let out some paper towels.

I spend more time faking it than I would just wash my hand.

It's tough to fake it now, though.

A lot of these bathrooms got motion sensors in there, you know?

You're standing under the sink doing like this.

Mess around and get your hands wet. Dang, I might as well do the whole thing now

Hello, Neypah

Hello, Neyp going to destroy.

The finish line is waiting.

Feeder's on your side. Not the beaver.

You hear the distant thunder

there's lightning in your stride.

She's going to be a good girl For the worry for the warriors

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