Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed

every key Democrat. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need OK. Yes, boy. That is good news.

It is the 28th day of December 2022. Good morning, everybody. We are live and on the

money today. Here we go. It's the power trip morning show. Thanks for tuning in on a Wednesday.

We have Mark Parrish coming in. We have Mark Rosen coming in. Mark Rosen with some big news.

By the way, everybody's got secrets around here. Ooh, what's going on? Plus Mike Grim checks in

from New York and a cast of thousands. Let's get her started. Shall we? Here's some comedy

from Eddie Gosling on the power trip morning show on a Wednesday morning. Come on in. I'm glad you're

here. So I'm not a thug, but I have lived a thug lifestyle.

Nice to be deep into toilet papering. T-ping as it's known amongst the thugs.

I recently had the opportunity to take my 16-year-old cousin toilet paper and I have to tell you this.

Toilet papering at the age of 33 is much more fun than it ever was as a child.

Because now when the police show up, the other kids run and hide, I just pretend like it's my lawn.

I'm like, you do jackasses. I know all your fathers, especially you, Mitchell. I see you.

Plus it is your one opportunity in life where you can yell at the police and get away with it.

He's like easy, sir. Don't tell me to be easy. Paying property tax is like an idiot. You show up

20 minutes late. It's going to rain. Are you going to help me comb this bitch out in the

tomorrow? No, you didn't think. Did you? Go ahead, ride me a ticket. You see the address?

I got about this bit. It's slapping the devil. Yeah, you know, that's what you do.

Tim's flat the devil. You're not just beautiful stop it, but can you turn it down for like five seconds

all the way down? Chris? Yeah. Will you marry me? I've been waiting for this for a long time.

I just left out. I know. Zach, can we get a cake? Oh, no, I wasn't asking you.

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