Here we go, my mother is she's like Wendy you got them. They're long you show them

She also talked me into picking out this outfit today

She's also died. I

Have never heard someone say so many wrong things one after the other

Consequently in a row. I'd rather see those two guys just go at it

Dude those are not essential items

We days and three on the fan

Listen up the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

It is the 26th day of August 2022. Good morning to you. My name is Chris Hockey

Welcome to the power chip. Morning show big day on the power chip. Morning show. It's sauce versus the sleds

We got what Frankie Vesalero. We got Kevin Gorgon. We got Chad Greenway coming in to try to knock sauce off his pedestal

The in the initials game, but of course other than that we got so much more to get to as well

I think Creasels coming in and a cast of thousands. So let's get her started. Hopefully morning as well

Here's some comedy for Mike Bobbitt on a Friday morning. Let's get through it together. Shall we come on in?

I'm glad you're here. This is the weird thing about getting married before I got married to my wife

I lived with my best friend for like two years

We had a two bathroom apartment and two years we went through two rolls of toilet paper

My wife makes me buy 12 packs from Target weekly. Like I have no idea what she's doing

I think she's just putting one end of the roll in the bowl and flushing to see how many sheets go down

10 new record

Or I'm gonna kick in the door and catch her doing origami with the little squares or something

On the sink there's gonna be a TP Topey Erie. She's like look at me get your ass

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