Let me ask you something. Why is everything have to be about the penis with you?

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

demograph. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need a whole day. Yes, boy. That is good news.

It is the first day of December 2022. Good morning to you. Happy Christmas season.

Ain't nobody can say it's too early for Christmas now. Come on. Let's do this.

Power Chip Morning Show on a Thursday, Thomas and Fargo Flash. And I think Mark Rosen,

I'm not 100% sure, but the regular cast characters as well. That's right. Let's get this thing started

with some Dennis Regan. It's the Power Chip Morning Show on a Thursday morning. Come on in. Merry Christmas.

And I'm glad you're here. Yeah, we're going to pay less. You start pay less. They're all right, right?

Okay, if you go in the morning, when it's still sort of organized.

You know what I mean? You go later in the day. It looks like the three students that a shoe fight in there.

Listen, box is all over the place. I don't feel like footlock. We got to point to the shoe up on the wall to the guy.

Like this shoe here. Do you think he'd just go to the back room and school around about 20 minutes?

Play video games and what I'm going to heck it is you do back there?

How big is that warehouse back behind that door? Like he's getting on the forklift and driving for miles.

He's just looking for my sneakers.

Last time the guy comes out and he comes out to me, he's got two boxes. He said I don't have a size 10,

but I have an eight and a half and an 11.

He's like, well, I'm pretty sure he ain't a half so I'll hurt my feet.

But maybe I get the 11s and stuff newspapers up into the toes.

Maybe I get to buy those tube socks over there. They say the fit size is 6 through 12.

It's just flat, young, unused portion underneath my foot.

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