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It is the 18th day of July 2025. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. Here we are. It's Friday.

It's the first day of the initials tournament. Big matchups happening today. More on that momentarily.

and of course, a big weekend on tap.

So let's get this show started.

And by the way, tomorrow, Little Falls, Freedom Fest.

We'll see you there tomorrow night.

It's going to be a big night.

So come on out and hang out with a fabulous armadillo,

Sarah Evans, Marley, Marley Gnellner, and more.

It's going to be a big night. So come on out and hang out with a fabulous armadillo,

Sarah Evans, Marley, Marley Ginalner, and more. It's going to be fun. Anyway, there you go. All the plugs are done. Now it's time for the show. Here's Jim Gaffigan, comedy on a Friday morning. Come on in. I'm glad that you're here. Will's must have poor body, I imagine.

Can you imagine having a part of your body called a blowhole?

Yeah. that you're here. Whales must have poor body, I imagine. Can you imagine having a part of your body called a blowhole?

And it's on top of your head?

You think when whales get older, they have less control over their blowhole?

They're just in the middle of a normal conversation.

What do you say?

You and I grab some plankton. Excuse me.

This is so embarrassing.

I was just in the Indian Ocean and my stomach really can't handle that.

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