And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, last week, three men's college basketball players

that were stripped of their NCAA eligibility.

An investigation found that they, quote,

manipulated their performances to win bets.

In other words, they bet against themselves and then intentionally sucked.

Leading me to believe that the NFL will be investigating both the New York Jets and the Cleveland Browns in no time.

Because you can't just be that bad all the time.

Anyway, you might remember just last year, Grand Chestmaster player Hans Neiman.

He was accused of cheating during a chess tournament with the use of vibrating anal beads.

That was neither proven nor disproven, but apparently that story has come to a conclusion.

Well, there's a new cheating scandal rocking the sports world this time at the world stone skimming championships that's

right there's a championship for skipping rocks and several competitors were disqualified

when it was discovered that they were cheating you're probably asking yourself how we'll explain

how in a bit but let's acknowledge that if there is a situation where people can give themselves

the upper hand, they will. A woman in New Zealand, she didn't want to buy two bus tickets for her

and her two-year-old daughter. So she bought one ticket, put her daughter in a suitcase, and then put

that suitcase in the bus's luggage compartment. Now, the mom was arrested, and that's when she found

out that the bus company does not charge for tickets for people three years old or younger. Oops. And then there's

a woman in Florida. She was busted for drunk driving. She explained that they got it wrong. It was her

husband who'd been driving. The problem was that her husband wasn't even in the car,

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