Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know if the day was...

Fast forward had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, yeah!

Super duper! That's nice! Way to go. Need a hoagin. That was good news.

It is the 13th day of August 2025. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Parishroom

Show on Wednesday. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen, on a wild wacky Wednesday. No saucy again today, but I do believe my main man, Mark Perrish, is on his way, and Corey, Zach O'Cast a thousands. You know, we're going to get her started, and maybe, Carla, I'm not sure, but let's find out together. Here's Jim Jeffries with some comedy. Here we're on a Wednesday. So come on in now.

It's going to be a beautiful day, even if it's rainy. find out together. Here's Jim Jeffries with some comedy. Here we're on a Wednesday. So come

on in now. It's going to be a beautiful day, even if it's rainy. And I am glad you're here. I don't know if it's going to rain. I don't think it's going to rain. I think it's going to be nice. I was recently in Washington, D.C., and one of my fans gave me a tour of the Capitol.

I got a tour of the Capitol.

Of course, I could have just run in there,

but in the Capitol, you might not know this, but in the Capitol there are two statues

for every state in the United States of America. Every state gets two statues of what their best

people are from their state. Mississippi are about to lose one of their statues.

Jefferson Davis, he is being lost for historical unpleasantness.

And he's being replaced now with Johnny Cash.

Which is weird because Johnny Cash sucks.

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