I'm like a dog and heat a freak without warning. I have an appetite for sex because me so horny.

Whoa, time out.

Gaze at a graveyard. Let me ask you something. Why does everything have to be about the penis with you?

Good question.

Listen up, the radius just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key

demographic. Super duper. That's nice. I need to go. Need OK. Yes, boy. That is good news.

Come on in. I'm glad you're here. So learn a big lesson last week. You like to pass along to the

fellas that are here? Let's say fellas, you go to a strict club and you weren't supposed to be

there, right? Let's say you chose your wife or girlfriend. You were going to go paint churches.

Or something. Don't get the stripper wearing the glitter.

Yes. Seems like a good idea at the time. What with white snake plan and all.

However, I went home with stripper dust.

And that's a tough one to get out of. Yeah, what are you doing with all that glitter on you?

Making you a card.

What's the thing everybody here should go to your local strip club and support the dancers

because you were finding that they're all going to school.

And they need money for books and stuff.

So you should give them cash because one day you can be on your hospital gurney

getting ready for your double bypass. Look up and go, sit on me.

You made it. Nice job.

Hello.

The beasor.

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