I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please. I could never know if the day was asked forward at. Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super doper, gay. Super duper. That's nice. Night ago. Need Need a hog game. Yes, boy. That was good news.

It is the third day of March, 2026. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to Tuesday on the Parachib Morning Show. Tuesday, Tires, where we're going to do our best to wake you up. We got Marnie Glarner coming in and our regular cast of thousands. Here's some comedy to get things started. Larry, a comedian by the name of Litterd Owsts.

It's National Pancake Day.

Let's celebrate. comedy to get things started. Larry, a comedian by the name of Lillard Oosts. It's national

Pancake Day. Let's celebrate. Come on in. I am glad you're here. Just because something's

on the menu don't mean you got to order it. Like I hop sell T-Bones, but if you don't have

health insurance, turn the page. I had this lady order a T-Bone one day

is how arrogant she acted that made me upset.

She was like, um, yes, I would like the T-Bone.

Could you tell the chef?

I like a medium rare. A dude at another table was like,

did she say chef? I'm like, yeah, dog, she tripping.

Hold on. I got this. I got this. I'm like, yeah, dog, she's tripping. Hold on. I got this, I got this.

I'm like, first off, you want your T-Bone from IHop.

That's where this joke should end.

I'm talking, I'm like, you want your T-Bone from I-Hop.

Anything other than well done. I'm going to need'm like you want your T-bone from IHop. Anything other than well done.

I'm going to need you sign this health waiver.

And it ain't never been a chef at I.

It's a brother named Breon back there.

He didn't study abroad?

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