Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know where the day was us forward had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper game.

Super duper. That's nice. Right to go. Need old game. Yes. Boy. That was good news. It is the 23rd day of February, 2026. Good morning,

everybody. Welcome to the Power Chiff Morning Show. Good morning. It's Monday. What a weekend, huh?

How about the Olympics? How much fun, right? uh so much to get to including ben and musman

and a cast of thousands uh here's some comedy from neil brinin it's the pirate trip morning show of

monday let's get this thing started come on in i am glad you're here do those figure skater

girls look like they're having a good time not to me they look like they're struggling

first of all whenever they do those figure skating events, it looks like it's the first

day the girls have been allowed to wear makeup.

And they have no idea what they're doing.

And then the events, again, are insane, where they're like spinning, and then they start

spinning so fast that they turn into a hologram of themselves.

And they feel like stick the landing and act like they didn't just travel through time.

And then they finish and have to go sit in the booth with their kidnappers.

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