And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches. Good day to you and yours. All right, a Chinese tech company says it created an AI-powered

pet translator that can turn your dog or cat sounds into human speech. Now, they say that the device

translates with 95% accuracy,

and that's a very easy claim to make when there is literally no way to disprove the claim.

But even if the animal translator did work,

honest to God, I'm not sure I'd want to have conversations with my pets.

Seriously.

Unless maybe I'm like the Montana family,

who was recently reunited with the cat that disappeared two years ago.

In that case, yeah, it'd be interesting to hear when she'd been up to where she'd gone,

what the adventures were, why she didn't come home.

Or maybe you'd want to have a conversation with the dog that stepped on a loaded shotgun and inadvertently shot a woman.

Because that's the dog, honest, man, between you and me, wasn't an accident?

Who knows? The dog might just plead the fifth.

And it's not just pets that I'd use the animal translator on.

Now, two friends, they were in Glacier and National Park when they were confronted by a growling grizzly bear. Now, no one knows exactly what the bear was thinking, but they broke out the bear spray, and it worked. The bear actually took off running. But I'd be curious to know, like, is this a warning? You're actually going to kill me? Because I'm about to spray you in the face with bear sprays. Understand how that's going to work. And meanwhile, we go to California, an 83-year-old woman.

Maybe she could use an animal translator to find out what's wrong with the turkeys.

She was left bloodied in bruise after being attacked by a gang of turkeys.

Yes, I said turkeys.

They actually ambushed her.

Wait, tell you, he how they set her ass up.

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