Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29. I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please. I could never know where the day was asked for it had. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, game. Super duper. That's nice. Right to go. Need old game. Yes. Boy. That is good news. It is the Sevel's Day of January 2026. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Chub Morning Show. My name is Chris Hockey. I should start this again. It is the 7th day of January, 2026.

Good morning, everybody.

Welcome to the Parachian morning show. My name is Chris Hock, and here we are on a wild Wednesday. I don't know. If you woke up late, I woke up late. It's one of those days. It's a Tuesday tired Wednesday, but that's okay because we're going to rally our asses and get moving here. And it's going to be good. So welcome to the show.

We've got comedy to start you off with Kathleen Madigan.

She's great. I hope we have her on the show someday. That'd be fun, right? Kathleen Madigan, Patrick Moore Show, it's comedy on a Wednesday morning. You come on in now. I am glad you are here. Nashville's become the Bachelorette Party Capital of the world, which annoys a lot of the locals, and I find it endlessly amusing. Because they fly in drunk, they fly out drunk. 21-year-old girls just drunk everywhere. They're falling off pedal taverns, nobody cares, one gets run over by a Toyota, whatever, just keep on going. I flew home a couple months ago, and I was in Delta baggage claim.

And they were from Wisconsin. It was a bunch of girls.

They had their packers stuff on, but they had pink cowboy hats.

They're clearly a bachelor at the top of the escalator.

And I don't know what triggered it, but the whole group fell down the escalate.

And then I thought about walking over there, but they all just popped right back up.

Because they're young, and they don't care. They just fell down 18 steps with nails and

blades on them. The one girl was so excited to be in Nashville. She ran over, jumped on her

suitcase, and rode it around the carousel

through the car wash part.

I'm like, oh my God, she's gone.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I'm like a dark and heat

The finish line is waiting

The finish line is waiting

Featers on your side

You hear the distant thunder

There's lightning in your stride

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