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It is the sixth day of April, 2026. Holy moly. It's already April. Good morning everybody.

My name is Chris Hockey, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. A day today filled with Mike Musman, Ben Lieber, and a cast of thousands. Plenty to get to, so let's get her started. Here's some comedy from Jerry Seinfeld. You ever heard of him, young comedian? It's a Monday morning. Come on in. I am glad you are here. Avoidance is the male domestic instinct.

Golf, the ultimate avoidance activity.

A game so nonsensically difficult, so pointless, so irrational, so time-consuming.

The word golf could only possibly stand for get out, leave family.

And I have a lot of friends that play.

They love it. Oh, they love it. Jerry, you would love it.

It's a very challenging game. Yes, I am sure that it is. It's also challenging trying to throw a tick-tac 100 yards into a shoebox.

In the fantasy mind of the golfing father, when he comes home, the family will come running out to hear the exciting stories of his golfing adventures.

In reality, no one is even aware that he has left or returned.

From eight and a half hours of idiotic hacking through sand and weeds while driving drunk in a clown car through a fake part.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hooray! Hey! Alright The finish You hear the distant thunder

There's lightning in your stride

In the way, in the trick

For the worry for the warriors

God was

Bill the close never given to believe Welcome to the Power 2nd, Never kiss

I'm going to believe

There's only one winner

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