Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

I'm like a dog in heat.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know what the day was us for it had.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

We are number one.

We just grabbed every key demographic.

Super duper, yeah.

Super duper.

That's nice.

Way to go. Need old game. Yes. That was good news. It is the 10th day of February, 2026. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. My name is Chris Hockey. It's Tuesday, tired Tuesday, but we're here and we're ready to go. We got no Johnny Bowens today as he's on his way down to spring training

with the twins, but we have Marzig Galarnsnar and so much more. So I don't know why we'd wait another moment. Here's some comedy from Nick Thune, Piratechip Morning Show on a Tuesday morning. Now, come on in. I am glad you are here. I went to Home Depot, and I asked if they could help me by wood, and a woman said she could help me.

Oh. I am glad you are here. I went to Home Depot, and I asked if they could help me by wood. And a woman said she could help me. As she was walking me to the wood aisle, we walked around the corner. She said, this is the wood aisle. And I said, isn't that funny, the aisle is also made of wood? She didn't laugh. When we got down to the middle of the aisle, she said, what kind of wood do you want?

And I'll tell you what I didn't say.

Morning.

I could have. It was locked and loaded. I wanted to say it.

But you don't like the aisle joke. You don't get the morning wood joke.

I didn't really thought of what kind of wood I wanted.

I mean, I don't know a lot of kind of wood.

So I said the thing that I came to mind, I said, I'll take a two by four.

And she said, well, how long do you want it to be?

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