This is Beaverville. Come on the end. Morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number 29. I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please. I could never know if the day was asked for it had. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic super duper yeah super duper that's nice

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twenty 26 good tis day tour uh hmm tis day toured good tuesday tired morning my name is krasnaki

welcome to the power trip morning show and here we are. Is today's St. Patrick's Day? Today's St. Patrick's Day, isn't it? All you days. Congratulations, Jamaica. I don't even know what accent that was. Marnie? Boney will be back. Boney's here. Yay! A very Irish day for Bono to be here.

I don't know if he's Irish or not. Boney will be back. Boney's here. Yay! A very Irish day for Boney to be here.

I don't know if he's Irish or not.

He looks more Caribbean.

Let's get started. I don't know what else to say.

Here's Jim Gaffigan with some comedy.

Hope you have a great day. You come on in.

I'm glad you're here. Only good family news is passed along. Like if your great grandfather was Abraham Lincoln, you'd already know that.

But if your great grandfather was the town drunk, your grandpa's likely to go, uh, I don't remember.

I do know I have some Irish ancestry, but apparently the Irish didn't keep great records, because, well, draw your own conclusion. Some tells me they weren't busy sunbathing.

I'm Irish, but I have blonde hair. Supposedly the only reason the Irish have blonde or red hair

is because the Vikings invaded, pillaged and probably other stuff

those Vikings as Scandinavians I don't know if you've been to Sweden

it's like a whole country of Scarlett Johansansans

if I was in Ireland at that time I would have oh no, some Viking ladies coming to pillage me.

I guess I'll hide on this bed covered in rose petals.

Hopefully she can help me put together that table. I like the Alaskan pipeline.

I like the Alaskan Pipeline. The finish line You

The finish line is waiting

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