The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back.

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No, not the X-Men. Way back when Star Trek first started, there was another captain, then Shatner, and then they brought the guy back, and he was in this, like, wheelchair thing. Hmm. Yeah, so you only saw, like, his head and it would wheel him around.

Okay. And it was all, like, scarred and burn.

You don't remember this guy?

I never watched Star Trek.

Hope it's not a fever dream, but it really does.

It really did.

So I was thinking, sure it did. Sure. It really did. So I was thinking, like, week one, that's Stafford. I don't care you're going out there.

I don't care we have to wheel you out there and get a shovel.

You're going out there.

Now, he's supposed to throw again tomorrow, right?

Yes.

This is what I heard.

Last time he threw, he set him back away. I don't care we have to wheel you out there and get a shovel. You're going out there week on a plane.

Now, he's supposed to throw again tomorrow, right?

Yes.

This is what I heard.

He's throwing again tomorrow.

Set him back a week. Wasn't ready for Monday. He's only got to throw one day a week. True. True. He only needs to throw one day a week. He only needs Sundays once we get rolling here. You need some practice time.

But yeah, no matter what, what happens, hell or high water, he's going to be your starter week one.

I, well, that's what you say.

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