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April, 2026. Happy Friday morning, everybody. My name is Chris Hockey. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning

Show. Here we go. It's Friday.

You know what that means? It's time to place some initials game. We've got all that going on. And we also, by the way, have the lovely and talented Marnie Galarney coming in. So I hope you're ready for a great weekend. It's going to be pushing 80 on Sunday. But here's some comedy from the Great Dusty Slay. Come on in. I am so glad that you are here.

My parents have me afraid of falling into an old well.

That was our big fear. They're like, you fall into an old well, people won't find you for three or four days.

I'm like, three or four days. How about if I don't come home tonight?

You go looking for me.

Like I'm not a world traveler out here.

You got a pretty good idea where I'm gonna be.

Maybe walk around out there listening for somebody going,

help.

That'll be me trapped in an old well.

Gotta be an old well, though.

New well, people just come by cranky right out of there, I guess.

Old well, people just come by and throw change in there.

You make a little money down in an old well. Tough to spend it, but you can make it down.

People come try to rescue you in there, like,

it too heavy, drop all that change.

I'm like, now you come back with stronger people.

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