HR. 1 - Not My Kermit

The Power Trip

Chris Hawkey, Cory Cove, Paul Lambert

Sports

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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The guys are shocked at how bad the new Kermit voice sounds

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0:00.0	Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.
0:04.0	I'm like a dog in heat.
0:06.0	I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.
0:08.0	Start later, please.
0:09.0	I could never know what the day was forwarded up.
0:12.0	Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.
0:18.0	We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, gay.
0:22.6	Super duper! That's nice!
0:24.6	Way to go!
0:26.6	Need old, gas, boy. That is
0:28.6	good news. With arms white rose up.
0:45.3	The finish line is waiting.
0:47.8	With arms, white rosin.
0:52.3	You hear the distance. Welcome to the PowerTrip morning show. It is Monday, Feb 16 of 2026. I'm Cori Co. That's meat sauce, Paul Lambert. There's Zach Halverson. My two sweet princes. Oh, that's kind of you. My buddy Luke calls me a sweet prince.
1:11.5	It's too bad you
1:12.6	and Dove weren't just two princes and then
1:14.8	your friends would call you
1:16.9	the spin doctors. Yeah.
1:19.2	And then
1:19.7	it would be changed to Little Miss
1:22.4	Can't be wrong. Great song.
1:25.3	But we could have been.
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