And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right.

Dragon Lady, Mount Rushmore, George Washington,

Blubberella, Flim Pocket, Snot Rocket, Boxy Lady,

Lady Germs, Patient Zero, Pound Cake, Bag of Lettuce, N germs, patient zero, pound cake, bag of lettuce, nips, turned with feet,

Jabba the Slut, Mouth, Warren's Sap, Blotch, and Frontbutt.

These are all nicknames for people that I know have known or know of.

Now that said, none of these nicknames anywhere from flim pocket to nips to front butt.

Not a single one of them knew that that was their nickname, you see.

And the reason they didn't know is because we didn't tell them.

And we didn't tell them because, well, let's just face it, the nicknames aren't very flattering.

It's bag of salad.

Bag of salad.

My bad.

I couldn't remember.

I'm lettuce or said.

Either one fits.

But look, to this day, I still don't know who told Shrek that I called her Shrek,

but my boss explained that I should stop calling her Shrek, although my boss did agree

privately that she does have an uncanny resemblance

to that specific over. That's a true story, but that's a story for another time. But today we're

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