And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, I'm pretty sure that no one wants to be attacked by a lion.

The problem is the lions have not gotten a memo.

In the last few days, a lion attacked a woman in Pakistan and her kids.

Another lion attacked a man in Turkey.

And now, Australia is getting into the act. A woman in Pakistan and her kids. Another lion attacked a man in Turkey. And now Australia is getting into the act.

A woman there shared her arm torn off by a lion at the zoo.

As Ted and I were discussing earlier, zoo officials said,

we're not sure why it happens.

So we're going to help them out because it's a goddamn lion.

That is why I ripped our arm off.

Nevertheless, we now go to Florida, where a surfer was attacked by a shark, which bit his arm.

Now, unlike the woman in Australia, he gets to keep his arm, and he's expected to make a full recovery.

In fact, he wants to get out surfing in just as soon as possible.

At least that's what everyone's saying on his behalf, no exact quote from him.

Now, the same cannot be said for a man in Italy.

He was not attacked by an animal, but he was sucked into a jet engine when he wandered a little too close to the plane preparing for takeoff.

And if you're wondering what happens when you get sucked into a jet engine,

other than spraying out of the back like a jello mold,

19 flights were canceled.

Oh, I'm just trying to do the...

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