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happy wednesday morning everybody good morning and welcome to the power chip morning show my name

is uh chris hockey and here we are on a wednesday uh i was going to make you a long list of guests that are coming in today, but I think, if I'm correct, you're just stuck with the core four of us. How about that, huh? Let's give it a shot and see what happens. Let's mix it all up and make some goulash. Here's some comedy from Daniel Tosh. It's about your morning, Sunday morning. You come on in here now. Come on in. I'm glad you're here.

This is a little impression I like to call anybody who ever wins an Oscar at the Academy Awards and their stupid acceptance speech.

Oh my goodness, I can't believe that I won. I'm so nervous. I'd like to start off by thanking God for making this all possible.

And I'd like to thank my beautiful wife for standing by me for all those years.

Thanks, honey, we did it.

And my time's going, oh, I just can't believe I won.

What do you mean you can't believe you won?

You had an aisle seat.

I mean, nobody's ever seen this at the Academy Awards.

This year, the winner is Daniel Tosh.

I won.

My time's already up.

I was in the back.

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