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And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, not a lot of people could force you to get apple slices with your happy meal instead of your french fries, but your mother could.

And look, you're not okay with people licking their thumb and then putting it on your face to wipe away a smudge, but your mother could.

Because mothers, underappreciated as they may be, they're also the day-to-day heroes of all the small details that we take for granted, right?

And when Mother's Day, the Sunday, we get to show them our appreciation for all they do have done and have endured.

And that's sweet, but let's be honest.

Mothers, much like the rest of us, they're not perfect.

In fact, moms can screw up big time.

There's a mother who forgot her child in a park while she was talking on the phone,

or the Texas mother who not only got a DWI with her kid in the car, she forgot that her kid was in the car.

Then there's a mother in Florida.

Now, she knew that her kid was not in the car.

She just dropped them off at school.

But what she didn't know was that her kid was under her car picking up dropped markers.

And that's why she ran them over.

Now, it's not always about moms messing up the kids.

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