Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

This is Beaverville.

Come on me in.

I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step.

Start later, please.

I could never know where the day was us forward at.

Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month.

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It is the 14th day of August 2025. Good Thursday morning, everybody. Best day of the week.

My name is Chris Hockey and yeah, here we are on Thursday. Tommy Olson, Ben Lieber,

Parker Fox, maybe, and a cast of thousands. Lots to get to, so why wait a moment? Here's Ryan

Foll. It's comedy on National Tattoo Removal Day. It's a Pirate-Morty morning, show on a Thursday morning. Come

out in, nah. I'm glad you're here. I went to a party, and I met this guy who had the

word Cheetos tattooed on his knuckles.

And the first thing I said to him was you need to put some gloves on, dude, you're going to get shot.

This is Doritos territory.

We got to talk and I asked him, I was like, how'd you get the tattoo?

He said, me and my friends are smoking a blunt the size of a baby.

I got really hungry and I said, I would do anything for Cheetos.

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