This is Beaverville. Come on me in. I like the Alaskan pipeline. Morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number 29. I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please. I could never know where the day was asked for it had. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, game. Super duper. That's nice. Right to go. Need oh, game. Yes, boy. That is good news. It is the first day of April. April Fool's 2026. Good morning, everybody. Keep your head on a swivel, ladies and gentlemen. It's April Fool's Day. My name is Chris Hockey, and here's the Power Trip Morning Show with Maxo and Parker Fox on his way in and a cast of thousands and so much to get to. Let's get her started. Here's Alex Cole. Comedy about April Fool's Day on April Fool's Day. Come out in. I'm glad you're here. My favorite holiday is April Fool's Day. And some people try and bring me down and say it's not even a holiday. I think that's the greatest holiday there is. Because the way it's structured. Because on April Fool's Day, you play a prank on a friend of yours. And then you'd yell the name of the holiday at them. You guys feel me on that, right? I don't see why we don't celebrate every holiday like that.

Like, who set fire to my mailbox?

Happy Valentine's Day!

You're the one!

That's romance, playing it simple.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What way?

Hockey! Play hockey!

The finish line is waiting.

I agree. You hear the distant thunder.

There's lightning in your stride

I agree

In the trick

For the world

I agree

To take it to the time

God was

Bill the cold

Never came

Never give it

I believe

They're only one

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