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Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, 2026 is still fresh and new.

So we're still looking back on some of the oddities of 2025.

And in this case, Uber released a list of the strangest things left in the vehicles.

And sure, there are the regular things that we've all forgotten.

Phones, wallets, keys, glasses, and the like.

But it turns out that people are weird.

So some of the other things left in Uber's last year include a mannequin head with human hair, a turtle, a unicycle, a mini-fridge, a taxidermied rabbit, and 10 live lobsters.

Now, this is actually a very small sample of things left behind.

We'll share the fullness coming up.

But look, we've all lost or left something behind.

Sometimes it's important, like your wallet, it'll drive you crazy.

Sometimes it's just mildly annoying. Or in the

case of one local Seattle man, what you leave behind may be felonious. In this case, he was responsible

for a series of bank robberies. More than two, he was successful. The cops, they had his

fingerprints, but if you're not in the system, it kind of doesn't matter.

Unfortunately, for our wannabe John Dillinger, he left behind a damning piece of evidence in a

goodwill changing room, namely, the robbery note demanding cash that he had used at all the

previous banks.

And wouldn't you know, they called the cops.

The cops looked at surveillance footage, saw the the guy and they placed his ass under arrest

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