Good morning ladies gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29.

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I do.

What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?

Oh, you gotta give him that h Huck poo and spit on that thing.

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might ago need oh okay boy that is good. It is the 31st and final day of July in 2024. Good morning everybody. My name is Chris Hockey. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. We are live, Meetsaus, Paul Lambert, and I from Canton, Ohio getting you ready for the first football game of the 2024 season.

The Hall of Fame game.

Long drive, as you can hear my voice, we're pretty tired, but we'll bring you the best we can from the lovely studios here in Canton, Ohio.

We'll get it started with some David Crow, some comedy, on a Wednesday morning. Now you, on the last day, July, get up here off off your butt let's get this thing going

shall we come on in I'm glad you're here bit of a sports fan my favorite sporting

event to watch the Olympics it's hard to tell how good the athletes are anymore because frankly they're all good you know you ten guys run a sprint and one guy wins we know he's fast

One guy loses and we go that guy's slow should have worked out harder

Right now. That, that's kind of a funny thing to say from your sofa. That's why I think every sport in the Olympics needs what I call a prospective athlete. Right in track you'd have a

pink lane going around the track. Right before the race you just grab some random

yahoo from the audience. Come on down here sir. You're gonna run in the pink lane today representing the rest of

humanity that way the viewers at home can see how fast these other freaks of

nature really are.

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