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So I'm putting on a couple pounds. No big deal. You know, typical guy stuff. But I've learned

some milestones and putting on a few pounds, you know, little moments where you go, hey, that was new.

You know, it used to be I would just put on my underwear and that was it. But then you put on a few pounds, you put on your underwear, you bend over to put on your socks and your waistband flips down.

And you stand back up and it flaps back into place with an awkward little snap.

Whoa! That hurt and felt nice.

Then you put on a few more pounds.

You bend over, your waistband flips down, and when you stand back up, it doesn't flap back into place.

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