Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29. I'm like a dog in heat. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring in my step. Start later, please. I could never know where the day was asked for it at. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, game. Super duper. That's nice. Way to go. Need a whole game. Yes, boy. That was good news. It is the 10th day of March, 2026. Good Tuesday morning, everybody. Welcome to the Power Trip Morning Show. I hope you woke up feeling good. If you didn't, here we are. On a Tuesday, Tired, so we are your audible caffeine. We're going to try to be anyway. Marty Gilar and I will help us with that, I believe. And I think, is that it? Yeah, I mean, who else comes in on Tuesdays? I mean, bony, but no bony today. Oh, bony, bony, boney, bologna, so we'll get her started and let's see what happens, right? That's how it goes. Here's some comedyren on the power gym morning channel come on in i am glad you are here i'm having some

problems with old people listen i know i'm not young i was at the gym i was swimming laps and uh the rule

at my gym is if the lanes are full you got to split a lane that's just the and everybody knows it. So the lanes are full and I go over to lane one and there's an old lady in there and she's swim walking. I don't like swim walkers, okay, but they have the right to be there. So I'm respectful. I don't even jump in and start swimming. I just sit down so she can see me and she sees me and she goes, none, no, no, no, no. I go, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye. She goes, lane one is for walking only. I'm like, it's not, man. And then a bunch of old people, like, joined in on her side. They ganged up and they were like, no, Martin, walking only. They ganged up on me and I just, I got up and I went into lane for.

Like that lady is a liar and a bullet.

She's a bullet.

And I got out of the pool and I handled a bully like you're supposed to handle a bully.

I told on her.

I did.

I did.

I'm 56.

I think she was about 84 and I told a 16 year old what she did. I did. I'm 56. I think she was about 84. And I told a 16-year-old, but she did.

I told the life-yard on duty. That was who was in charge. I went into the office, and I told,

oh, that old lady, and she got in trouble!

It was awesome.

You just walking over now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. The finish line is waiting

Feet is on your side

You hear the distant thunder

There's lightning in your stride

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