Remember, meat sauce sent you.

That's for sure, and of course, the second round begins today of the initials game tournaments.

So lots to get to and a lot of hiking stuff and lots, lots more.

So why don't we get started with some comedy?

Here's the one and only Brian Regan.

Come on in.

I'm glad you're here.

So guys, you wonder why they can't do something that seems simple.

I like a cup of black coffee after a meal.

I'm amazed at how impossible this is for me to communicate.

I don't think I could say it anymore clearly.

Would you like anything else, sir?

Yeah, I'd like a cup of black coffee, please.

How'd you like that coffee?

How would I like the black coffee?

Can you put it in a cup?

Yeah, don't just flash it on my face.

Would you like cream and sugar with that?

Is it black cream?

If not, I'll take it blackety, black, black.

I'm filled with blackness, devoid of all light.

Think of the blackest thing you can imagine and double that blackness

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