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Thinking about you all out there. Hope everybody's okay today. Here's what we got, some comedy from

Lenny Marcus on Bad Grammar. It is National Grammar Day. Good luck with that too. Come on in.

I'm glad you're here. Kids, kids today, they can't even form a sentence correctly.

They can. Every kid I meet puts the preposition at the end of the sentence.

It drives me nuts. They come up to me. Scoot me. Way to bathroom at.

What? Way to bathroom at.

I'm thinking, where's your English teacher at?

You know what teacher at?

You know what she at? She at the unemployment line.

Trying to figure out what her job went to.

Maybe we should teach the kids how to pronounce words. We have multiple pronunciations for every word now. It's annoying. Is it Iraq or Iraq? Is it Iran or Iran? Is it Porsche or Porsche? How about that store in the mall for the last 20 years? Areopostale, Areopostale, Ariel Postale? Ariel Postale. It's so annoying, I can't take it. I was on a date with this girl.

She says her name is Andrea.

I said Andrea?

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